You don't know jack..

Is another title for another list of did-you-know-that's.. So did you know that...

... Dennie is Danny's best man for his wedding?
... Dennie is already practising his autograph?
... Minnes isn't invited because he'll drink the entire liquor supply on his own?
... Same goes for Leon?
... This is only 5 lines old and already everyone is mentioned?
... This is a record?
... Speaking of records, we're going to record one?
... Or at least gonna try?
... Danny is building off his dick rubbing?
... We're going to record this dick rubbing to use it in a song?
... It'll be called : I rub you so bad?
... Rub, rub, rub, rub?
... Now it's Minnes' turn to get fucked?
... He enjoys that?
... Brokeback Mountain invited him to the grand opening?
... Minnes understood that as an invitation to fuck another butthole?
... He was very disappointed when he came to the premiere in his leather outfit?
... Leon has found a group of people who feel the same like him?
... The group is called Hare Krishna?
... The only problem of joining this group was the fact that he refused to wear any clothes?
... He now has a little tail in his pubic hair?
... Dennie hasn't had a date since 1998?
... It's even longer if you don't call your hand puppet a date?
... He tried to glue his feminine parts together so he'd be a boy?
... Pritt glue wears out after an hour and a half?