Did you know that...

... Leon has the ambition to be Santa's succesor?
... He rode a sleigh to prove his worth?
... He tried to stop the sleigh and smashed into a contruction light?
... The guy now has 7 ribs contused?
... We all laughed at him when we heard it?
... There are rumors about another OpenMic on the 20th of April?
... We'd like to play there?
... Danny isn't taking his acoustic bass with him again if we play there?
... We like switching instruments?
... We're creating a song in which Leon plays bass, Dennie sings and Danny plays the drums?
... It'll take a lot of time before we get it right?
... Ronald had a Swedish girlfriend in his teens?
... Every time he wanted to get laid he went to Sweden?
... A ticket to Sweden is a lot cheaper than a prostitute?
... Danny is trying to teach playing bass to Leon?
... They're starting with a song called "10 kleine visjes"?
... Leon doesn't know that right now?
... Danny doen't know how to play bass?
... He just messes around and it sounds like he's doing something?
... We're going to have a photoshoot?
... We're still trying to find some groupies who want to suck us off during that photoshoot?
... Some people actually believe we are trying to get that done?
... I haven't got the slightest idea what I'm talking about?
... Dennie is actually a homosexual hermafrodite?
... That is the reason he can't get a date?
... There aren't that many homosexual hermafrodites?
... Leon once pulled down his pants and swung his dick at innocent bystanders?
... One guy was particulary intrested?
... Ronald's favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain?
... He knows exactly what they feel like?
... Danny masturbates all the time?
... He's probably doing this right now?
... We always lip-sync on stage?
... We once played a show completly naked and everyone ran out of the room?
... They were shocked when they saw our dicks?
... They've never seen such gruesome things?
... It was said they look like a crossing between Anaconda and Godzilla?
... They weren't talking about the size?

Prehaps next week some more.